Emilie Boyes, color guard design genius and current color guard instructor for the Patriot Band was attacked by a rabid seagull recently as she strolled the otherwise tranquil beaches of Connecticut. With her loyal boyfriend Mark Garringer close by her side, Boyes was dive bombed by the kamakazi gull who seemed to have her squarely in it's sights! Garringer said he thought he heard the gull exclaim "a present from the South", a possible reference to the fear that Boyes has instilled in the Muncie South guard program, but as Garringer added "it could have been the wind." When Garringer asked Boyes if she needed some toilet paper, she reportedly said "ah, don't worry about it - that bird's miles away by now!" Boyes was not hurt in the attack.
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